NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE.

I am nothing like you.

holla at a milkbar breakfast one last time. gotta get that homemade beans and goats cheese on thick-cut sourdough toast nut.

trip highlight for sure

Anonymous asked: but seriously. i can't get my head around how ADULTS get into that shit, let alone do on-the-spot gymnastics to it. hahahahaha.

that’s cool man I love it! It’s cool how you’re sitting at home hating on the Internet and hitting refresh while I’m out seeing the world haha

Here you can observe me activating the pit.

Anonymous asked: its so strange how i cant stand you yet i just want to kiss you

I’m not interested, sorry.

Spree River, Berlin, Germany.

Warschauer Straße‎, Berlin, Germany.

Berlin, Germany.

I have simply run out of money AND I have unfollowed so many of you that my dashboard updates about twice a day now so man this shit is boring AND I went to the British Museum today and saw some pretty wild shit AND then I ate Chipotle AND I saw Horror Show last night and they were cool but I don’t really “get” why they did a reunion tour AND Dead Swans were far better live than recorded AND I went to a nightclub the other night and got real wasted AND a girl said “oh my god” and audibly gasped when she heard my accent last night what an IDIOT AND I am one million percent never using this website again when I get home.

also, listen to Hazards.

Anonymous asked: Did you put it out with your boots, Ted?

don’t tell me my business, devil-woman.

Anonymous asked: KILLER BOOTS MAN!

very, very good ask. would read again.